The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.