The Shadow Coverage Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.