The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.