The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.