The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Bates will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.