The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.