The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.