The Wide Left Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.