The Wide Left Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bates is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.