The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.