The Doink Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.