The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bates is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
75%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.