The Hamstring Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.