The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.