The Upright Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.