The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bates finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.