The Snap Count Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.