The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.