The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.