The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.