The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bates will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.