The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.