The Doink Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.