The Doink Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.