The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bates. Bates does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.