The Upright Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
- Bates will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.