The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.