The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.