The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.