The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.