The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.