The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.