The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.