The Shank Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.