The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.