The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.