The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.