The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.