The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.