The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.