The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.