The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.