The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
72%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.