The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.