The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.