The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.