The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Moody is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.