The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.