The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.