The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.